French for Xenophobes

Presenting a humorous approach to French that shows you can speak the lingo simply by using plain English, this tongue-in-cheek guide provides invaluable phrases will trip off your tongue, such as 'Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?', 'You did tell me it would be extra', and 'Are you sure that all these symptoms are caused by a liver attack?'