So Now You're a Zombie

Overview

Super strategies for the living dead

All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Reviews

"An excellent choice for the zombie completist." —Kirkus Reviews

“This book is a total blast and a must-have for zombie fans! Grade A.” —Mania.com

“The illustrations are as grossly explicit as the text is employee-handbook underplayed, making this an excellent choice for the zombie completist.” —Publishers Weekly

"Everything a new flesh eater needs to know about surviving in a world where you only want one thing: brains." --Geek-span.com

"Brilliantly tongue-in-cheek. . . . A must for all fans of spoof manuals and zombies alike." —NY Journal of Books.com

"Explains everything a newly undead soul needs to hunt, fight and feed on the living." —Aolnews.com

"A parody with brains. . . [the book] is just too funny to pass up." —NeoTokyoProject.com

"Austin's tongue-in-cheek humor perfectly compliments the subject matter." —ZombiePhiles.com

Author Biography

John Austin is the author of Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction, and Prank University. He lives in Cincinnati, Ohio.