Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

Overview

Enter the fucked up minds of your everyday houseplants in this humorous guide to their thoughts, dating preferences, and more!

Plants: you may not think that they are thinking, but you thought wrong because they are. You may mistakenly believe that the plants in your own home and garden are completely preoccupied with producing chlorophyll, but, as this book will illustrate, they have much more interesting, devious, and possibly dangerous things going on in their tangled minds.

Author Biography

Renowned botanist, soil balance and moisture expert, plant psychological enthusiast, and five-time recipient of Plant Weekly's "Most Emotionally Balanced Garden" award, Carlyle Christoff is considered by many in the Botano-psychological community to be “the voice” on plant thoughts and behaviors. After attending a prestigious Ivy League school, Christoff spent several years in rainforest plant communication intensives in Southeast Asia as well as Central and South American where he learned the secret language of humanity’s green co-inhabitants of Planet Earth.