Don't Put Dave in the Microwave

Overview

This insane collection of poetry looks at microwaved hamsters, flattened platypuses, blind ferrets, and more

Warning! This book may contain some of the following. . .  Men with huge heads! Nervous hamsters! Stoopid people! Free money! Ducks, genies, and crime-solving fish! A voucher for eternal youth! Daft drawings, ridiculous rhymes, and weird creatures! Rubbish clowns, rubbish ghosts, and rubbish in dust bins! The secret to life-long happiness! Hairy things and guitar-playing ferrets! To find out which of these are contained inside, do read this book, do try and enjoy it, but don't put Dave in the microwave!

Author Biography

Chris White is a writer, illustrator, and poet.