Jeff Green (Author), Jo Brand (Foreword by),

What happens when those two most incompatible of creatures—the human male and the human female—settle down for a life of togetherness and arguments about the toilet seat? Award-winning comedian Jeff Green bravely sets out to discover the truth. Why is, "Wow, you're a fantastic cleaner," not considered a compliment? And what is it about women and candles? Along the way he offers helpful advice, handy tips, and essential buys. Whether you're hopelessly coupled or gratefully single, The A-Z of Living Together has all the answers you need.